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A deformed and ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.
What are you so happy about?" asks the bartender.
"I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks; like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything; me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the bartender. "You lucky guy. Was she
pretty?"
"Dunno...never found the head."
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.
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"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." -Thomas Jefferson
lol
"When Giving Your Best Is Not Good Enough"
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